Protagonists
Name: Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel.
Age: 30-something.
Gender: Bishonen.
Game: VII.
Info: Once a general loyal to the Shinra Electric Company,
He found out that he was created from an ancient alien monster.
He then went batshit-loco and tried to destroy the planet.
He's better now. Maybe. Kinda.
Name: Cloud Strife.
Age: 23, but acts 16.
Gender: Bishie.
Game: VII.
Info: A fake Ex-SOLDIER who once idolized Sephiroth and kinda saved the world once.
Or twice, I lost count.
Name: Tifa Lockhart.
Age: Old enough to be legal, but young enough to make you feel like a dirty old man.
Gender: Ha-cha-cha-cha!
Game: VII.
Info: Owner and tender of the bar Seventh Heaven, and former Eco-terrorist.
Name: Vincent Valentine.
Age: Undead(ish).
Gender: Vamp.
Game: VII.
Info: Vinnie was born from a Shinra project that tried to combine the DNA of Johnny Depp and The Cure lead singer Robert Smith.
Was It successful? You be the judge.
Name: Squall Leonhart. Or Leon Leonhart. Eh, you know what, who cares.
Age: 19.
Gender: LeatherBoy.
Game: VIII.
Info: I'm not really sure why Squall/Leon is here yet.
Maybe he's looking for his lost love Rinoa.
Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket...
Name: Selphie Timmett
Age: 19.
Gender: Size Queen.
Game: VIII.
Info: Selphie's just here for the bishies.
The pretty, pretty, bishies.
Antagonists
Name: Rinoa Heartilly.
Age: 19.
Gender: Girly.
Game: VIII.
Info: Tifa's former roommate and one time sorceress,
Rinoa is now out for blood because Tifa ate her beloved pet dog, Angelo.
Current Wherebouts unknown.
Name: The Spider.
Age: Unknown.
Gender: Unknown.
Game: Unknown.
Info: What do you want!? It's a giant gorram spider that had taken up residence in Cloud's room.
It has so far resisted all attempts to dislodge it.
It was...convinced...to relocate after being zapped by the newly ressurected (and slightly undead) Aeris.
Current Wherebouts unknown.
Name: The Undead Husk of Aerith Gainsborough.
Age: Undead (Really most sincerely dead)
Gender: Waterlogged, but still female.
Game: VII.
Info: After being ruthlessly murdered by the One Winged You-Know-Who,
this humble flower seller went on to become one with the planet.
But she got bored with the whole eternal peace thing, so now she's back.
Current wherebouts unknown.
Name: The Mysterious Man.
Age: Unknown.
Gender: Manly.
Game: ?.
Info: The person who brought Aeris back from her watery grave, for reasons yet to be revealed.
Maybe he just likes dead girls.
Not unlike Tim Burton. Ew.
Name: Storm and Steve Shadow.
Age: Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn.
Gender: Beefcake.
Series: G.I. Joe Sigma Six.
Info: Thomas S. Arashikage (a.k.a. Storm Shadow) and Steve T. Arashikage (a.k.a. Steve Shadow)
are both members of the Arashikage Ninja Clan.
They're NINJAS. What more do you need to know!?
Name: The Militant Little Ponies.
Age: Various.
Gender: Various.
Game: I'm sure there's a MLP game out there somewhere.
Info: They're pretty. They're heavily armed. They're organized.
Their goals are still a mystery.