Prologue
- The Question (Final Fantasy)
- The Surprise (Final Fantasy)
- The Gift (Final Fantasy)
- The Favor (Final Fantasy)
- The Shiny (Final Fantasy, Cthulhu)
- The Jerk (G.I. Joe)
- The Test (Transformers, Street Fighter)
- The Snag (Final Fantasy)
- The Lesson (Final Fantasy)
Disk One
- The Guest (Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings)
- The Ringer (Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings)
- The Mission (Final Fantasy Lord ofthe Rings)
- The Horde (Final Fantasy, Lord ofthe Rings)
- The (Ex)Roomie (Final Fantasy)
- The Reunion (Final Fantasy)
- The Solution (Final Fantasy, Lord ofthe Rings)
- The Reunion (Part II) (Final Fantasy)
- The Flower Girl Strikes Back (Final Fantasy)
- Chambers & Chocobos (Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean)
- An Inconvenient Zombie (Final Fantasy)
- Necromantic Romance (Final Fantasy)
- Funeral for a Friend (Final Fantasy)
- The End of the Beginning (Final Fantasy)
- The Incredible Inflatable Abe (Hellboy)
Disk Two.
- The Question: Redux (Final Fantasy)
- Group Therapy (Effin' everybody
- The Phantom Sandwich (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- On The Hunt (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Seph's Plan: Phase 1 (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Seph's Plan: Phase 2 (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- PWNED (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Home Alone (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Men at Work (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Boys and Their Toys (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Aid and Comfort (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- The Hunt Is On (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe, My Little Pony)
- Safety First (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Bike Envy (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Home Again, Home Again (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Hard Time (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- The Morning After (Final Fantasy)
- The Best Part of Waking Up (Final Fantasy)
- Dangerous Liaisons (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- What Dreams May Come (Final Fantasy, Endless)
- A Rude Awakening (Final Fantasy, Endless)
- Doin' Time (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- A Last Repast (Final Fantasy)
- Long Story Short... (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
Disk Three.
- A Prodigal Sister (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- No, Not Howard Johnson (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- A Queen is Born (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Talking Heads (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Down the Tube (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Mad With the Power (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Mutual Respect (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Spoiler Warning (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Death Wish (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Ninjagram (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- Failure to Communicate (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- Cry Havoc (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- Rope Burn (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Famous Last Words (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Deus ex Comica (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Hello to Arms (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Time Well Spent (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- Friend or Foe (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe)
- Unquiet on the Eastern Front (My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Right Place, Right Time (My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Staring Down the Barrel (My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Forgotten, But Not Gone (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Reach Out and Hurt Someone (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, Beanies)
- Kentucky Fried Sacrifice (Beanies)
- Beans for the Bean God (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, GI Joe, Beanies)
- First Communion (Beanies)
- Hello Operator (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Family Ties (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- The BiShojo Code (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Well Met (Final Fantasy)
- Wishful Thinking (Final Fantasy, Beanies, My Little Pony)
- Red Eye (Beanies, My Little Pony)
- Not With a Bang... (Beanies, My Little Pony)
- ...But With a HUH? (Final Fantasy)
- Don't Be a Hero (Final Fantasy)
- Left Behind (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Mad With The Power (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- The Seduction of the Ignorant (Final Fantasyy)
- A Dramatic Entrance (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Domestic Dispute (Final Fantasy)
- Minimum Safe Distance (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Let's Get It On (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Over So Soon? (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Here Comes A New Challenger! (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Gimme a (Limit) Break (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Fender Bender (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Meatphysics (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony)
- Who You Gonna Call? (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, G.I. Joe)
- Standing Down (Final Fantasy, My Little Pony, G.I. Joe)
- Technical Difficulties (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Negotiations & Love Songs (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Memories & Motivations (Final Fantasy, G.I. Joe)
- Open Season (Beanies)
Disk Four.
- Season's Beatings (Final Fantasy, Bone, TMNT)
- The Secret Allure Of the Older Gentleman (KH, FMA)
- Brain Freeze (Beserk, Final Fantasy)
- Caveat Emptor (Final Fantasy, Transformers)
- SSSSseverence (GI Joe)
- Well Spent (GI Joe)
- Know Your Ninjas (GI Joe)
- Idling Chatter (GI Joe, Final Fantasy)
- User Error (GI Joe, Final Fantasy)
- Weird Science (Gawddam Everybody)
- The Doctors are In (Hellboy, MGS, FMA, Corpse Bride)
- Sugar and Spice... (Hellboy, MGS, FMA, Corpse Bride)
- A Whirlwind (Nec)Romance (Hellboy, MGS, FMA, Corpse Bride)
- A New Old Friend (Hellboy, MGS, Final Fantasy)
- ...And Everything Nice (Hellboy, MGS, Final Fantasy, Corpse Bride)
Disk Five.
5.1 STILL ALIVE (Transformers, Portal)
5.2 Wutaitis (Final Fantasy)
5.3 The Emperor's Staff (Star Wars)
5.4 Going Nowhere Fast (Star Wars)
5.5 Cephalophilia (Metal Gear, Spider-Man, Matrix)
5.6 Fromage ala Entendre (Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy)